Next Up on Chosen Mobile: Kosher Sushi for Devout Jews

Posted on August 8, 2011

Jews eating Japanese food?  That’s either got to be meshuganahz or real mensch, voz!

Well, it’s true.  Kosher sushi makes it all possible.  Yeah, raw is okay!  It’s about the food, not whether it’s cooked, really.  Of course, things like crab and eel are not clean for Jewish consumption, but thanks to the miracles of modern food science, imitation crabmeat and the like is available to give Jews access to some gourmet goy joys!

Yeah, flava dat’s frum.  Who would’ve thunk it?  But it’s true. Japanese food fit for Jews!  Sushi, nori, whatever.  Now you and your rabbi can enjoy it for Shabbos dinner!

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